We welcome your ideas!
Please forward all submissions to:
submissions@mrpessimistic.com
If for some reason you cannot email your work, please contact me and we can set up another arrangement.
Please note that I cannot respond to all submissions and they will not be returned. If your submission is accepted you will be notified (please supply a valid email address).
Mr. Pessimistic does not offer compensation for submission at this time.
Mr. Pessimistic is looking for a few good people to assume the
paradigm's represented by the characters of this site.
So far, the cast is as follows:
- Mr. Pessimistic - Does not expect much from the world. Always waiting for the storm.
To Mr. P, humans are NOT the top of the food chain and he is embarrased to be associated
with the race. He is happy to point out his reasons.
- Missy Blissy - She thinks everything is just peachy. The world is full of kind caring people and
the events we read and hear about in the news are totally isolated and do not indicate the
state of the society.
- Lester Less - Now why would anyone get all tussled up about things. We are only here for a short time
and we should all just have a ball. When its over its over after all.
- O.P. Timyst - "Just because there are a few problems in the world today, and I do concede this is so, does not mean
we are doomed to failure. With hard work and a positive attitude, we will overcome!"
- Rea Istic - Hey, it is what it is. You gotta play the game, that's all.
Only Mr. Pessimistic is assigned at this time so please contact
Mr. P. if you are interested.
This will be a continuing contribution, so please respond only if you can dedicate at least one column/week.
