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Welcome, I thought you would never get here!

Mr. Pessimistic is looking for a few good people to assume the paradigm's represented by the characters of this site. So far, the cast is as follows:

  • Mr. Pessimistic - Does not expect much from the world. Always waiting for the storm. To Mr. P, humans are NOT the top of the food chain and he is embarrased to be associated with the race. He is happy to point out his reasons.

  • Missy Blissy - She thinks everything is just peachy. The world is full of kind caring people and the events we read and hear about in the news are totally isolated and do not indicate the state of the society.

  • Lester Less - Now why would anyone get all tussled up about things. We are only here for a short time and we should all just have a ball. When its over its over after all.

  • O.P. Timyst - "Just because there are a few problems in the world today, and I do concede this is so, does not mean we are doomed to failure. With hard work and a positive attitude, we will overcome!"

  • Rea Istic - Hey, it is what it is. You gotta play the game, that's all.

Only Mr. Pessimistic is assigned at this time so please contact Mr. P. if you are interested.

Other than that, Mr. Pessimistic will welcome any and all submissions of any medium. Please visit the submissions page for details.

Smile sunshine, it gets a lot worse!

Mr. P.


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